The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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