you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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