I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame