New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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