i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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