sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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