is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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