Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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