Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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