stop calling my apartment porn island.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm sobbing to NWA
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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