I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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