do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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