Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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