stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
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Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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