sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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