I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.