I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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