At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.