I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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