Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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