Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
