I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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