So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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