please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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