Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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