I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm sobbing to NWA
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