We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.