i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots