if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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