I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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