Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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