He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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