I must be too annoying 4 u.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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