Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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