He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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