WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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