i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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