Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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