I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
where does the pee come out of this thing
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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