I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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