But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he shaved USA in his pubs
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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