he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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