I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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