he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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