Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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