did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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