That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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