"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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