VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
no, he came in my armpit
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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