she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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