Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
You ruined the universe
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Randomize
