Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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