Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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