I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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